26 Hilariously Witty Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Roll Your Eyes

These witty puns and jokes are filled to the brim with eye-rolling brilliance. 

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  • 01
    pun - Product - All these crutches and I still can't stand you CARL BRADBURY
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  • 02
    pun - Space bar - WHERE DO ASTRONAUTS HANG OUT?
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    pun - Dairy - [mortal kombat voice] www.vA A KalaKalle FINNISH HAM 182 g Rok in me res Doer met ovetain eoek Energy a97 keal Profein 18 Carbohydrates agg Fat 4g SU
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    pun - Product - THE TIDES Tide Tide Tide HAVE TURNED
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    pun - Bovine - tastefullyoffensive: thiscouldbethebestplaceyet: Who's the burger now? Handburger
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    pun - Toilet seat - My roommate called me and said there's a leak in the bathroom. Came home to this.
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    pun - Animal figure - MAINE AUGUSTA artichokehold: simba got a new maine
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    pun - Text - 144p pppppppp dddo ppp ppp ppppp pppppPE ppppp ddddd 360p Ppppp ddddd opppp opppp 1080p ppp opppp opppp pppppppppp opppppppppp dddddo
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    pun - Shoulder - I bet that suitcase is jam packed
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    pun - Clown - FRENCH KISS
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    pun - Furniture - Obetittook agood yearto make that..
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    pun - Tap - Double tap on your screen
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    pun - Face - You're Pointless. That's how I roll
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    pun - Glasses - I wanted to post this just in case UST
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    pun - Text - What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? Uhh idk How? Walking JK ROLLING Please lose my number Delivered
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    pun - Food - hello
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    pun - Yellow - otkaths RELEASE THE QUACKIN
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    pun - Cashew - What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut? I'm a cashew
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  • 19
    pun - Arm - THINGS getting out of hand Things are
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  • 20
    pun - Ring - I just lost my mood ring... ...not sure how I feel about this
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    pun - Text - Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron
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  • 22
    pun - Face - Reese Witherspoon Reese Withoutherspoon
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    pun - Mammal - INCORGNITO
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    pun - Text - 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses Oh how the stables have turned
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    pun - Hair - THOREAL Because Hemsworth It.
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    pun - Text - booknutty solemn-things booknutty: if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off once catastrophically loud 305,522 notes
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